HOW TO MAKE LOVE

Ingredients:
4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
1 Firm banana

Directions:
1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well
creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts,
leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat
steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

Notes:
1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and
after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, leave town.

 

 

:YEAH

 

if cake rises leave town.... is that why you moved to texas??? lol lol lol

 

the truth arises.lmao

 

that was hilarious

 

:YEAH that was good

 

that's some funny stuff

 

Good one shuggs!

 

Funny **** shuggs. Still gonna be up here this weekend aint ya? :YEAH

 

you are gay

 

 

Funny as hell,... you should check youself if you got some sourdough after your done!

 

Dope!