One day a buisness executive is walking to her car, when she is hit by a bus and killed. She goes to Heaven, gets to the pearly gates, and St. Peter says, "Hey, we never had one of you here before, executives usually go straight to hell."

So they send her to hell for a day, after which she will come back to heaven for a day. Then she must decide where to stay. As she gets to hell, all she sees for miles are beutiful golf courses, and all her old friends playing golf and sipping drinks. After a glorious day, she goes to heaven. There she finds her family, and sits around playing a harp and reminiscing with her folks.

When she is asked where she'd like to stay, she replies, "Well, I never thought Id say this, but I had such a wonderful time in hell, I think I'd rather be there." With that, she is whisked back to hell. As she opens her eyes, she notices hell is now a raging inferno, with pits and flames everywhere. She sees all of her old friends being horribly torchered and mutilated. She runs to the Devil and says, "Whats happening?! The other day everything was so beutiful and great, now this!!!"

The Devil looks down at her and says, "The other day we were recruiting you, now, you're hired!"