GRSiK26

A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when
> a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in
> the stomach. Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided
> to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to operate.
> She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son. All
> was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the
> room in tears.
>
> "What's wrong?" asked the mother.
>
> "I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out," replied the
> daughter. The mother told her it was okay and explained what
> happened 16 years ago.
>
> About a week later the second daughter walked into the room
> in tears.
>
> "Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out." Again
> the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened
> 16 years ago.
>
> A week later her son walked into the room in tears.
>
> "It's okay" said the Mom, "I know what happened... you were
> taking a tinkle and a bullet came out."
>
> "No," said the boy, "I was playing with myself and I shot the
> dog."

MaRkUs600

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Mogwai

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