Naughty, Naughty!

Old Dec 13, 2002 | 08:24 AM
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Naughty, Naughty!

assume you are a girl (if you are a boy) It's your first time. As you lie
back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an
excuse, but he ;refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're
afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's
the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and
you
shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks
deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him - he's done this many
times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him
;more
room for an easy entrance.You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he
slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As
he
presses ;closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges
throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he
continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful.Your
eyes are filled with tears but you shake your heaad and nod for him to go
on.
He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him
within you. After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and
he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at
you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his
most stubborn yet most rewarding experience. You smile and thank your
dentist. After all,it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.

Naughty, Naughty!

What were you thinkin' ?
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Old Dec 13, 2002 | 08:55 AM
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That was a good one!!!!
Old Dec 13, 2002 | 08:37 PM
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I caught it half way through:p Good one though
Old Dec 13, 2002 | 08:55 PM
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naughty naughty

hahahahha.. that was good.. lmao!.. hahah
Old Dec 26, 2002 | 12:42 AM
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that was funny

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Old Dec 27, 2002 | 02:07 PM
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:rolllaugh :rolllaugh :rolllaugh

that was a good one!
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