Best Comeback line
01-06-2004, 05:37 PM
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Best Comeback line
It was in the Washington Post... the title of the article
was "Best Comeback Line Ever."
In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a
22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin
patch at 11:38 p. m. on Friday. Lawrence will be charged
with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and
public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on
Monday.
The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin
patch he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and
squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles.
At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone
interview.
Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of
the road,picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate
to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy
his alleged "need." "I guess I was just really into it, you
know?" he commented with evident embarrassment. In the
process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice a Gwinnett
County police car approaching and was unaware of his
audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him.
"It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said
officer Taylor."I walked up to (Lawrence) and he's... just
working away at this pumpkin." Taylor went on to describe
what happened when she approached Lawrence. "I just went up
and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are
screwing a pumpkin?'
He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there,
and then looked me straight in the face and said, "A pumpkin
? Damn... is it midnight already?"
was "Best Comeback Line Ever."
In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a
22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin
patch at 11:38 p. m. on Friday. Lawrence will be charged
with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and
public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on
Monday.
The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin
patch he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and
squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles.
At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone
interview.
Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of
the road,picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate
to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy
his alleged "need." "I guess I was just really into it, you
know?" he commented with evident embarrassment. In the
process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice a Gwinnett
County police car approaching and was unaware of his
audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him.
"It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said
officer Taylor."I walked up to (Lawrence) and he's... just
working away at this pumpkin." Taylor went on to describe
what happened when she approached Lawrence. "I just went up
and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are
screwing a pumpkin?'
He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there,
and then looked me straight in the face and said, "A pumpkin
? Damn... is it midnight already?"
01-12-2004, 08:22 AM
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funny thing, I just read that same story on www.darwinawards.com yesterday. Still funny as hell! 
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