You May Be a Stunter If …

1) After a crash the first thing you ask is” did someone get that on tape”.
2) Your living room dubs as winter storage and a repair facility.
3) You have a weekly budget for cycle repairs.
4) Your idea of perfect plastics means that some of the tabs are still there.
5) The people at Joann Fabrics know you by name.
6) You would rather ride then get laid
7) You have a million parts bikes but only one that barley runs
8) To you laying your bike down means parking
9) You live by 3 letters, F.T.P.
10) Your idea of a perfect bike is one that has already been wrecked



Feel free to add some more fellas

 

hahhahah! so true!

 

 

lol that is good i already posted a thread very similar to this one day.
btw what does ftp mean i keep on seeing people say it on stuntlife but in missouri i never heard anyone say it

 

File Transfer Protocol....


hehe. **** The Police

 

F*#K the Police

 

LMAO....which is funny for me to say since I am one, but I am NOT a dick like most!!

 

 

 

You're tool kit is a roll of duck take and a bag of twist ties.

 

hehe <h1>FtP</h1>

put that on a t-shirt

 

if you replace 2 or more case covers/clutch levers a month you might be a stunter

if you had to get a second job to pay your fines you might be a stunter!

if your have your plastics zip-tied on and you like they way they look so you dont cut off the ends you might be a stunter!

if you think a romantic date is your girl hold on to you while you bust a high chair wheelie you might be a stunter!

if you dont change your oil because you bust so many case covers you might be a stunter!

if you spend 8-10 hours a day on sl you might be a stunter!

if you are proud of your multi color furry zip-tied scratched cracked busted up crunchie piece you might be a stunter!

if you have a sticker on your bike that reads " proud of this pyle" you might be a stunter!

if you have one or more bike parked in your living room for "winter" storage your might be a stunter!


um.......... i will add more later

120clown

 

 

 

if your kitchen looks like this you might be a stunter

120clown

 

if you have JB Weld in more than 1 spot.....

if you have purposly broken the ends off your clutch / brake levers...

if you can name new tricks learned by showing scars...

if you can show me at least 1 spot of oil 2' in diameter...

if you have your shoes ziptied or duct taped.....

if your idea of welding includes busted fairings and a soldering iron...

if you know the REAL use for 3M adhesive spray...

if you have 4 diffrent types of bolt & nut combos holding any part on your bike...

if you have never washed your bike except to wash the mud off it from a lil oops in the ditch from a loop....

if you have more decals than paint on your bike....


YOU might be a STUNTA'

 

ha first time i wrecked a 12 first thing i said was did you get that

 

hell yea first thing u always hear us say after a fall out...u get that sh*t on tape

 

You may be a stunter if you spend more than an hour a day on stunt life!