Think hemorroids hurt? This might hurt more...
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Think hemorroids hurt? This might hurt more...
This is a true story! The moral of course is, well, YOU figure it out! lol
About five years ago an old WW2 veteran used to come into a hospital clinic in the east end of London suffering from bad hemorroids. The clinic did what they could, but they could never relieve the most painful hemorroids, which would hang down and get stuck on the seam of the man's underpants. To rid himself of the nuisance of this hemorroid, the old man used to push it back up into his rectum using the artillery shell from an anti-aircraft gun he used to man in the war. One day the shell got stuck and the man was forced to hobble down to the hospital to get it removed. As the doctor was about to insert his fingers into the old man's rectum to remove the shell he said 'Of course, this shell is spent, isn't it?' 'Oh no,' said the old man 'There's enough ammo in that shell to blast a Messerschmidt out of the sky.' So the doctor called in the army bomb squad, who built a lead box around the old man's ******* and defused the shell before removing it.
I think I found something that *might* hurt more then hemorrhoids.
About five years ago an old WW2 veteran used to come into a hospital clinic in the east end of London suffering from bad hemorroids. The clinic did what they could, but they could never relieve the most painful hemorroids, which would hang down and get stuck on the seam of the man's underpants. To rid himself of the nuisance of this hemorroid, the old man used to push it back up into his rectum using the artillery shell from an anti-aircraft gun he used to man in the war. One day the shell got stuck and the man was forced to hobble down to the hospital to get it removed. As the doctor was about to insert his fingers into the old man's rectum to remove the shell he said 'Of course, this shell is spent, isn't it?' 'Oh no,' said the old man 'There's enough ammo in that shell to blast a Messerschmidt out of the sky.' So the doctor called in the army bomb squad, who built a lead box around the old man's ******* and defused the shell before removing it.
I think I found something that *might* hurt more then hemorrhoids.
Last edited by Lucky~13; Dec 24, 2003 at 03:29 PM.
is that true i hope not
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