How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer
Olive" ?
Olive ? Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and
call him names"

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Why are women's breasts like a train set a kid gets at
Christmas time ? Because they were originally made for children but the
father wants to play with them.

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Why doesn't Santa have any children ?
Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's
down the chimney.

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Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all
the credit.

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How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?
They both have ornamental *****.

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What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male
reindeer out on Christmas Eve ?
They go into town, and blow a few bucks.

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What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies ?
Snowballs.

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Why did the snowman have a smile on his face ?
Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

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The three wise men arrived to visit the child lying in the
manger. One of the wise men was exceptionally tall, and bumped his
head on the low doorway as he entered the stable.
"Jesus Christ!" he shouted.
Joseph said, "Write that down, Mary; it's better than
Clyde!"



Merry Christmas Everyone

 

hehehe

 

 

 

LOL

 

I like these. They're dirty, but not too dirty...