Mouse and a bear walking through the woods. They come across a lamp. Both of them rub it at the same time and a genie pops out. Genie says this has never happened to me before so I'll give both of you three wishes each. Bear goes first, he says, I want to be the only bear in this forest and I want all the other bears to be females. Genie says done. Mouses turn. He wants a motorcycle helmet. Genie says done. The bear is thinking to him self what the heck is this mouse doing, maybe after my second wish he'll get the point. Bear say to genie as matter of fact I want to be the only bear in all the surrounding forest too with all the other bears being females. Genie says done. Mouse says I wish for a motorcycle. Genie says done. Bear says much better wish then the last one little guy. Bear last wish I want to be the only male bear in the world with all the other bears being females. Genie says done. The little mouse puts on his helmet starts his little motorcycle and start revving the engine. Genie asks him whats your final wish master. The mouse looks at the bear and say I wish this guy was a homo.:rolllaugh