Fresh from her shower, Chris stand in front of the mirror, complaining to her husband Mike that her breasts are too small.

Instead of characteristically telling her that it's not so, Mike un-characteristically offers a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, Chris fetches a piece of toilet paper and begins rubbing it between her breasts. "How long will this take?" she asks.

"They will grow larger over a period of years" he replies. At that comment she stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make them larger over the years?" Without missing a beat, he says "It worked for your butt didn't it!?"

 

UH HELLO? NOOOOOOOOO! OKC $3000-$5000 get any chick some *****. Fore warning though, big ***** are a pain in the freaking ***

 

oh, man... Someone needs to get a notepad and write all the things down a man should never say to a woman that's listed on this site and post it. That would be one hell of a long Post! Why is it that you rarely hear things women shouldn't say to men??

 

because they can say what ever they want to say. ex if a guy goes up to a hot girl at a bar and asks to *** he would get slapped. but if a girl came up to a hot guy at a bar and said lets go *** he would agree no slapping involved, untill later though, anyone see what i mean? oh one thing a woman shouldnt say is can i change the channel this supper bowl thing is not fun to watch lol anyone have anymore?

 

hahaha.....

 

because everything a woman says, should not be said. We just don't hear it because we're staring at your chest.

 

lol that sh*t was funny

 

oldy but goody