whats the difference between michael jackson and acne?
acne comes on boys faces AFTER they hit puberty

Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
It's called "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing”.

How do you know Michael Jackson is having a party?
there are a bunch of tricycles in front of his house.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is plastic and harmful to children, the other is used to carry groceries.

Why did Michael Jackson decide to have a boy of his own?
Because it's too expensive to rent them at $2 million a pop!