A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her
>>>>>>
>>>>>>husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband,
>>>>>>
>>>>>>protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some
>>>>>>
>>>>>>aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to
>>>>>>be
>>>>>>
>>>>>>spoiled by not going.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>So he took his costume and away he went. The wife,after sleeping
>>>>>>
>>>>>>soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still
>>>>>>
>>>>>>early, decided to go to the party. As her husband didn't know
>>>>>>what
>>>>>>
>>>>>>her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching
>>>>>>
>>>>>>her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his
>>>>>>costume,
>>>>>>
>>>>>>cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice
>>>>>>"chick"
>>>>>>
>>>>>>he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there..
>
>>>>>>His
>>>>>>
>>>>>>wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he
>>>>>>
>>>>>>left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her.
>>>>>>She
>>>>>>
>>>>>>let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her
>>>>>>husband.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>After more drinks he finally he whispered a little proposition in
>>>>>>
>>>>>>her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and
>>>>>>had
>>>>>>
>>>>>>passionate intercourse in the back seat. Just before unmasking at
>>>>>>
>>>>>>midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away
>>>>>>
>>>>>>and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would
>>>>>>make
>>>>>>
>>>>>>up for his outrageous behavior. She was sitting up reading when
>>>>>>he
>>>>>>
>>>>>>came in, so she asked what kind of time he had.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>"Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when
>>>>>>
>>>>>>you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?" He
>>>>>>
>>>>>>replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I
>>>>>>got
>>>>>>
>>>>>>there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went
>>>>>>into
>>>>>>
>>>>>>the spare room and played poker all evening."
>>>>>>
>>>>>>"You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing
>>>>>>
>>>>>>poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm. To which the
>>>>>>
>>>>>>husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to your Dad,
>>>>>>
>>>>>>apparently he had the time of his life."

 

OMG so so wrong but so so