He Said.... She Said
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He Said.... She Said
MORE MEN BASHING... I'm sowwy... nothing against you its just funny
1. He said....I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing
to put in it. She said... You wear pants don't you?
2. He said...since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love
to you really badly. She said...Well, you succeeded.
3. He said...Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She
said...That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while
I sit on the sofa and fart!
4. He said...What have you been doing with all the grocery money I
gave you? She said...Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
5. He said....Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm? She
said...I would but you are never there.
6. On a wall in a ladies room...."My husband follows me
everywhere." Written just below it..."I do not."
7. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it
take to do the dishes? Both of them.
8. Why did the man cross the road? He heard the chicken was a
prostitute.
9. Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time.
10. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? They
don't stop and ask for directions.
11. How does a man show that he is planning for the future? He
buys two cases of beer.
12. Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember! them.
13. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don't know we never tried.
14. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and
good-looking? They already have boyfriends.
15. Why are married women heavier than single women? Single
women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the
fridge.
16. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in
common? They are married.
1. He said....I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing
to put in it. She said... You wear pants don't you?
2. He said...since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love
to you really badly. She said...Well, you succeeded.
3. He said...Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She
said...That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while
I sit on the sofa and fart!
4. He said...What have you been doing with all the grocery money I
gave you? She said...Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
5. He said....Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm? She
said...I would but you are never there.
6. On a wall in a ladies room...."My husband follows me
everywhere." Written just below it..."I do not."
7. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it
take to do the dishes? Both of them.
8. Why did the man cross the road? He heard the chicken was a
prostitute.
9. Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time.
10. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? They
don't stop and ask for directions.
11. How does a man show that he is planning for the future? He
buys two cases of beer.
12. Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember! them.
13. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don't know we never tried.
14. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and
good-looking? They already have boyfriends.
15. Why are married women heavier than single women? Single
women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the
fridge.
16. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in
common? They are married.
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