GREAT REASONS TO BE A GUY
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- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
- You know stuff about tanks.
- A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.
- You can open all your own jars.
- Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind.
- You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
- You don't have to learn to spell a new last name.
- You can leave the motel bed unmade.
- You can kill your own food.
- You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
- Wedding plans take care of themselves.
- If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
- Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
- If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
- Everything on your face stays its original color.
- You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
- Three pair of shoes are more than enough.
- You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming.
- Car mechanics tell you the truth.
- You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever
thinking >"He must be mad at me."
- Same work? More pay.
- Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.
- Wedding dress: $2,000. Tuxedo rental: $75 bucks.
- You don't mooch off others' desserts.
-You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
- If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
- Your pals can be trusted to never trap you with "So, notice anything different?"
- You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
- You don't have to stop and think about which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
- You almost never have strap problems in public.
- You are unable to see wrinkles on your clothes.
- The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
- You don't have to shave below your neck.
- At least a few belches are expected and tolerated.
- Your belly usually hides your big hips.
- One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
- You can do your nails with a pocket knife.
- You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
- Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes.

 

You can do your nails with a pocket knife.


you can also clean your ears with your car keys! lol

 

All good & all true

 

What about peeing standing up? Not having to hover over truckstop toilets? Not risking falling over/ getting some on your pants at parties in the woods while peeing. (ask some chick you know it happens more than you think)

 

 

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. (I wish)

- You can go to the bathroom without a support group. (I can do that)

- You can leave the motel bed unmade.( I can do that too... and at home)

- Same work? More pay.

- You don't have to stop and think about which way to turn a nut on a bolt. (neither do I)

- At least a few belches are expected and tolerated.(for those who know me)

You can do your nails with a pocket knife. yeah me too and with those grocery store things for your keys to clean underneath

the rest

 

true that hahahahaha