Wanna laugh...read this!!!!
09-19-2003, 04:01 PM
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Wanna laugh...read this!!!! This guy has to work late and his wife says she doesn't get f*cked enough and if it doesn't start happening she's gonna leave him. Thats the last thing he wants so he goes to a ***** store and tells the clerk his prediciment and the clerk says "You need the voodoo dick i got it from an exausted monk." the guy doesnt belive him so the clerk gets a box and says "voodoo dick the door." the next thing the men see is a flying dick turning the door into splinters! The guy buys it and explains to his wife that all you have to do is tell voodoo dick where to go and he'll get it done. So his wife says ok I'll try it one night when you're working late. His wife is happy with it until the dick doesn't stop and so the lady starts to drive to the hospital but because of her orgasms she cant drive straight so she gets pulles over by a cop. She tells the cop "my husband bought me this toy...it's called a voodoo dick and it stuck inside me and it won't stop and that's why I'm swerving all over the road." And all the cop had to say is "voodoo dick my ***!"
09-19-2003, 06:14 PM
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09-22-2003, 06:10 AM
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09-22-2003, 10:24 AM
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09-23-2003, 01:22 PM
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Re: Wanna laugh...read this!!!!
Originally posted by Radguy
This guy has to work late and his wife says she doesn't get f*cked enough and if it doesn't start happening she's gonna leave him. Thats the last thing he wants so he goes to a ***** store and tells the clerk his prediciment and the clerk says "You need the voodoo dick i got it from an exausted monk." the guy doesnt belive him so the clerk gets a box and says "voodoo dick the door." the next thing the men see is a flying dick turning the door into splinters! The guy buys it and explains to his wife that all you have to do is tell voodoo dick where to go and he'll get it done. So his wife says ok I'll try it one night when you're working late. His wife is happy with it until the dick doesn't stop and so the lady starts to drive to the hospital but because of her orgasms she cant drive straight so she gets pulles over by a cop. She tells the cop "my husband bought me this toy...it's called a voodoo dick and it stuck inside me and it won't stop and that's why I'm swerving all over the road." And all the cop had to say is "voodoo dick my ***!"
This guy has to work late and his wife says she doesn't get f*cked enough and if it doesn't start happening she's gonna leave him. Thats the last thing he wants so he goes to a ***** store and tells the clerk his prediciment and the clerk says "You need the voodoo dick i got it from an exausted monk." the guy doesnt belive him so the clerk gets a box and says "voodoo dick the door." the next thing the men see is a flying dick turning the door into splinters! The guy buys it and explains to his wife that all you have to do is tell voodoo dick where to go and he'll get it done. So his wife says ok I'll try it one night when you're working late. His wife is happy with it until the dick doesn't stop and so the lady starts to drive to the hospital but because of her orgasms she cant drive straight so she gets pulles over by a cop. She tells the cop "my husband bought me this toy...it's called a voodoo dick and it stuck inside me and it won't stop and that's why I'm swerving all over the road." And all the cop had to say is "voodoo dick my ***!"
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