While attending a marriage seminar for newlyweds on communication, Mike and his wife Anne listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."

He addressed the men, "Can you describe your wife's favorite flower?"

Mike leaned over, touched Anne's arm gently and whispered, "Pillsbury All-Purpose, isn't it?"

And thus began Mike's life of celibacy.

 

 

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