1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative
>on the same night.
>
>2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has
>not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word
>would
>be "meetings."
>
>3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
>
>4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never
>want
>you to share yours with them.
>
>5. You should not confuse your career with your life.
>
>6. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
>
>7. Never lick a steak knife.
>
>8. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
>
>9. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling
>reason why we observe daylight savings time.
>
>10. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely
>suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual
>baby emerging from her at that moment.
>
>11. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to
>make
>a
>big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.
>
>12. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age,
>gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep
>down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.
>
>13. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice
>person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)
>
>14. Your friends love you anyway.
>
>FINAL Thought for the day:
>Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built
>the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

 

Shake it like a white boy, they are all drunk anyway. LOL

 

LOL - Gross!

hahaha - My daughter turned 11 this year and I told her no more big parties!! I can't take them anymore!

 

 

That is so true its funny