Four Catholic mothers were having coffee together and discussing
> > > > how wonderful their children are.
> > > > The first mother tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When
> > > > he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
> > > > The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a Bishop.
> > > > Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'."
> > > > The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to put you
> > > > down, but my son is a Cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room,
> > > > people say, 'Your Eminence'."
> > > > The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence.
> > > > The first three women give her a subtle
> > > > "Well...?"
> > > > She replies, "My son is a handsome, 6' 2",hard-bodied,
> > > > Chippendale's stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, all
> > > > the women say, 'Oh, my God!'