John
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John was a very lonley guy that lived alone. One day he decided to go and buy a pet but he didnt want a normal pet, he wanted an exotic pet.
John goes to the pet shop and tells the guy behind the counter that he wants an exotic pet. The man says " i have just the thing for you". He runs into the store and comes back with a small box. John asks "what is it?" The man Replys "Its an australian Centipede"( bug with a hundred legs) Ok john says, ill take it. He than names him frank.
John brings the centipede home and sets it on the table in his box. John does a few things around the house and starts to get bored. John walked up to the box and asks frank if he wants to go have a beer with him. John listens and hears no reply. John goes and does a few more things around the house. John went back to frank and asked again, "do you want to go have a beer with me frank? No answer again. Now john is a little upset. He goes and does a few more things around the house. Finally John comes walikng back up to the box and he is very frustrated. He puts his Face real close to the box and screams "FRANK, DO YOU WANT TO GO TO THE F***ING BAR WITH ME?"
He hears a small voice say, "relax buddy, i heard you the first time. Im putting on my F***ing shoes!!
John goes to the pet shop and tells the guy behind the counter that he wants an exotic pet. The man says " i have just the thing for you". He runs into the store and comes back with a small box. John asks "what is it?" The man Replys "Its an australian Centipede"( bug with a hundred legs) Ok john says, ill take it. He than names him frank.
John brings the centipede home and sets it on the table in his box. John does a few things around the house and starts to get bored. John walked up to the box and asks frank if he wants to go have a beer with him. John listens and hears no reply. John goes and does a few more things around the house. John went back to frank and asked again, "do you want to go have a beer with me frank? No answer again. Now john is a little upset. He goes and does a few more things around the house. Finally John comes walikng back up to the box and he is very frustrated. He puts his Face real close to the box and screams "FRANK, DO YOU WANT TO GO TO THE F***ING BAR WITH ME?"
He hears a small voice say, "relax buddy, i heard you the first time. Im putting on my F***ing shoes!!
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