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A woman went into a pet store to buy her husband a
pet
for his birthday.
After looking around she found that all of the pets
were very expensive, told the clerk she wanted to buy
a pet but did not
want to spend very much.

The clerk said, "Well, I have a very large bullfrog
for $50. The woman replied, "That seems like a lot
for a bullfrog!".
The clerk replied, "But this one is special. It gives
********".

Since the woman did not relish performing this act
upon her husband, she thought this might be a great
idea and bought the
frog.
When she arrived home and explained froggy's ability
to her husband,
he was extremely skeptical but said he would give it
a try.
The woman went to bed that night very happy,
knowing that she would never have to
perform this distastful act upon her husband ever
again.

In the middle of the night she was awakened by the
noise of pots and pans
flying everywhere, making banging and crashing
noises.
She ran downstairs to the kitchen to find her husband
and the frog
frantically reading her cookbooks.

"What are you two doing in the kitchen at this
hour?", she asked.

Her husband replied, "If I can teach this frog to
cook, your *** is OUTTA here!".

DLISH