After sixty years of marriage an elderly couple was enjoying
the evening swinging on the front porch and looking at the beautiful
sunset.
After a few minutes the ol' lady reaches over and knocks the
hell out of the ol' man who goes flying off the porch and into the
bushes.
The ol' man slowly gets up and makes his way back to his seat
next to his wife on the swing. He sits there for a few minutes and then
asks, "What was that for, Ma?"
She replies: "That's for having such a small pecker!"
A few more minutes go by and the ol' man reaches over and
knocks the hell out of his wife, who also goes flying off the porch and
into the bushes.
She slowly gets up and makes her way back to her seat next
to Pa.
She sits there a minute and then asks, "What was that for,
Pa?"
He replies: "That's for knowing there was more than one
size!"

 

 

 

she deserveds that