who needs em?!
Thread Starter
I Enjoy Posting At StuntLife!
Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 4,621
From: USA
who needs em?!
If you want someone who will do anything to please you,
get a dog.
If you want someone who will bring you the newspaper
without tearing through it first for the sports page, get
a dog.
If you want someone who'll make a total fool of himself
because he's glad to see you, get a dog.
If you want someone who eats whatever you put in front of him and never says his mother made it better, get a dog.
If you want someone who never touches the remote, couldn't care less about Monday Night Football, and watches
dramatic movies with you as long as you want, get a dog.
If you want someone who'll be content just to snuggle up and keep you warm in bed, and whom you can kick out of bed if he slobbers and snores, get a dog.
If you want someone who never criticizes anything you do, doesn't care how good or bad you look, acts as though
every word you say is worth hearing, never complains, and loves you unconditionally all the time, get a dog!
On the other hand...If you want someone who never comes when you call him, totally ignores you when you walk in
the room, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over
you, prowls around all night and come home only to eat
and sleep all day, and acts as though you are there only
to see that He's happy...
Get a CAT!
get a dog.
If you want someone who will bring you the newspaper
without tearing through it first for the sports page, get
a dog.
If you want someone who'll make a total fool of himself
because he's glad to see you, get a dog.
If you want someone who eats whatever you put in front of him and never says his mother made it better, get a dog.
If you want someone who never touches the remote, couldn't care less about Monday Night Football, and watches
dramatic movies with you as long as you want, get a dog.
If you want someone who'll be content just to snuggle up and keep you warm in bed, and whom you can kick out of bed if he slobbers and snores, get a dog.
If you want someone who never criticizes anything you do, doesn't care how good or bad you look, acts as though
every word you say is worth hearing, never complains, and loves you unconditionally all the time, get a dog!
On the other hand...If you want someone who never comes when you call him, totally ignores you when you walk in
the room, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over
you, prowls around all night and come home only to eat
and sleep all day, and acts as though you are there only
to see that He's happy...
Get a CAT!
Registered User
Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 104
From: Akron, OH and Jacksonville, FL
Originally posted by 99TILLER
u guys arent down with ***** cats.. ya'll suck!!! least they know how to crap and pee in a box
u guys arent down with ***** cats.. ya'll suck!!! least they know how to crap and pee in a box
