>A farmer walked into a drug store and said to the pharmacist,
> > >"I want me one of them thar condoms with pesticides on it.
> > >Where do I find 'em?"
> > >
> > >The pharmacist replied, "Oh sir, you must mean that you want
> > >the condoms with SPERMICIDE, not pesticide. They're in aisle
> > >4."
> > >
> > >"No, no, I want me them thar condoms with PESTICIDE on it,"
> > >growled the farmer.
> > >
> > >"Sir," said the pharmacist, exasperated from explaining,
> > >"PESTICIDE is for killing insects, SPERMICIDE is for killing
> > >sperm. I'm sure that you mean spermicide instead of pesticide."
> > >
> > >"Listen here, " argued the farmer, "I want condoms with
> > >PESTICIDE on it! My wife's got a bug up her ***, and I aim to
> > >kill it."