I've learned that you cannot make

> someone love you. All you can do is

> stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

>

> I’ve learned that no matter how much I care,

> some people are just ASSES.

>

> I've learned that it takes years

> to build up trust, and it only takes

> suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

>

> I've learned that you can get by

> on charm for about fifteen minutes.

> After that, you'd better have a big wily

> or huge *****.

>

> I've learned that you shouldn't

> compare yourself to others - they are

> more screwed up than you think.

>

> I've learned that you can keep vomiting

> long after you think you're finished.

>

> I've learned that we are responsible

> for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

>

> I've learned that regardless of

> how hot and steamy a relationship is at

> first, the passion fades, and there had better

> be a lot of money to take its place.

>

> I've learned that 99% of the time when something

> isn’t working in your house, one of your kids did it.

>

> I've learned that the people you care most

> about in life are taken from you too soon

> and all the less important ones just never go away.

>

> Pass this along to A friend...trust me,

> they’ll appreciate it. Who knows, maybe

> Something good will happen.

>

> If not...tough ****.