>A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife; so he
>went to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said he needed to build his
>self-esteem, and so gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read on the
>way home. He had finished the book by the time he reached his house.
>
>The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife. Pointing a
finger
>in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man
of
>this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal
>tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous
dessert
>afterward. Then, after ! dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can
>relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me
>and comb my hair?"
>
>"The funeral director," said his wife.

 

LOL ... ... Damn straight ...

 

Nice!!! hahahaha