As I lay on my bed, thinking about you, I feel this strong urge to grab
you and squeeze you, because I can't forget last night. You came to me
unexpectedly during the balmy and calm night, and what happened in my
bed still leaves a tingling sensation in me.

You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly, without any reservations, you

laid on my naked body...you sensed my indifference, so you applied your
hungry mouth to me without any guilt or humiliation, and you drove me
near crazy while you drained me. Finally I went to sleep.

Today when I woke up, you were gone, I searched for you but to no avail,
only the sheets bore witness to last night's events. My body
still bears faint marks of your enthusiastic ravishings, making it
harder to forget you. Tonight I will remain awake waiting for you...





...you ****ing mosquito.

 

hmm... this was funny the first time I read it like 2 weeks ago... the 6th time just isn't quite as funny

 

Hey lisa lay off the romance novels!!

 

Hey....Nags has the same shoes I do.....neato. Sha-Sha's are getting popular huh? Many stunters wear them now.

 

sha sha suk- my rock stars got fukd after 1 week of wearing them to work(walking, nothing out of ordinary) lasted a total of 6 months, i've had my $15 velcros for 1.5 years

 

HAHA, I have DR Martins cause I heard Sha-Sha's werent very sturdy!

velcros

 

This thread went from a poem to the Sha Sha's..... Way to funny....

BTW, well written Spracky...

 

I saw it, thought it cuteso I posted it. Did not know that it was posted b4 but there are so many humor post should have known.