Children's Books that just didn't sell

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Old Jul 8, 2003 | 04:35 PM
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Children's Books that just didn't sell

1. You Were an Accident

2. Strangers Have the Best Candy

3. The Little Sissy Who Snitched

4. Some Kittens Can Fly!

5. Getting More Chocolate on Your Face

6. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?

7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her

8. The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild
Animals of North Amer-Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!

9. All Dogs Go to Hell

10. The Kid's Guide to Hitchhiking

11. You Are Different and That's Bad

12. Dad's New Wife Timothy

13. POP! Goes the Hamster...and Other Great Microwave Games

14. Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Only Your Household Pets

15. The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad

16. Babar Meets the Taxidermist

17. Curious George and the High Voltage Fence

18. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables

19. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy

20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

21. The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and Are Shot Dead

22. How to Become the Dominant Military Power in Your Elementary School

23. Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear

24. What is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?

25. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?

26. Bi-Curious George

27. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
Old Jul 9, 2003 | 12:53 AM
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damn, this is some of the funniest sh*t I have ever read.
Old Jul 9, 2003 | 03:19 AM
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Old Jul 10, 2003 | 05:20 PM
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Those are great.
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My neighbor definitly read the one about the hampster because he tried it on my rabbit.
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AAAWWWW, there there Its o.k.
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awsome list! but you forgot: Garfield gets feline cancer, mr policman eats his service revolver, the sequil to are you my mommy,called whos yo daddy, and puppies can swim!
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Originally posted by clumbsybiker
awsome list! but you forgot:, mr policman eats his service revolver,
LOL....HA HA HA HA I like it!
Old Jul 15, 2003 | 10:35 AM
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"17. Curious George and the High Voltage Fence" .....too funny
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Pissed myself ...

8. The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild
Animals of North Amer-Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!
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Originally posted by crrnchris
lmao
Ditto...
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lmao!!! This **** is funny!
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Re: Children's Books that just didn't sell

Originally posted by Ice_Maiden


8. The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild
Animals of North Amer-Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!

11. You Are Different and That's Bad

12. Dad's New Wife Timothy

lmao...that is some funny sh*t
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Originally posted by 99TILLER
Pissed myself ...

8. The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild
Animals of North Amer-Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!
I thought that one was awesome, too ... LOL ...
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