A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

'Oh, I really liked it,' she replied, 'especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.'

Dumbfounded, her date asked, 'What do you mean?'

'Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was:

'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!'

I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!

 

*Bump*

Hey this was funny!

 

hahahaa

 

why did you post this?! " to many pills " haha
and then you had to bump your own joke?!
hahaha well you got squid fighter to laugh....

 

die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

get off the stage

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I think prank calling people is way better dont you think?

 

*crickets*

 

how many dead girls doe it take to change a light bulb?

 

how many?

 

LoLzzz

 

I still wanna know..

 

Yeah, what the hell?

 

Its an inside joke, heres the background.. A few years ago, cupcake's imaginary friend started a thread on here that cuppy died in a bike accident or something. IP mattched hers, it was pretty bad attempt, so now i give her **** about it whenever a good opportunity pops up.

But anyway, the answer is 2. One to blow a handyman and one to post the pics on myspace.