MARTHA STEWART ~~
If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking,
drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an
instant "fix-me-up."
REAL WOMEN~~
If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too damn
bad. Please recite with me The Real Women's motto:
"I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes."


MARTHA STEWART~~
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it
on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
REAL WOMEN~~
Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You might
still have the headache, but who cares?


MARTHA STEWART~~
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone
to prevent ice cream drips.
REAL WOMEN~~
Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for
Pete's sake. You are probably lying on the couch, with your
feet up, eating it anyway.


MARTHA STEWART~~
To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag
with the potatoes.
REAL WOMEN~~
Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry
for up to a year.


MARTHA STEWART~~
When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a
bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white
mess.on the outside of the cake.
REAL WOMEN~~
Go to the bakery.


MARTHA STEWART~~
If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex
dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes
opening jars easy.
REAL WOMEN~~
Go ask the very cute neighbor to do it.


And finally the most important tip -
MARTHA STEWART
Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes
for future use in casseroles and sauces.
REAL WOMEN~~
Leftover wine??