You know you got 'em... i'll start

Q. What’s the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?








A. Ones a snack cracker, and the others a crack snacker!

 

how do you get 4 gay guys on a barstool?






turn it upside down

 

whats the most popular pick up line at the gay bar



can i push in your stool

 

I'm already getting sick to my stomach.

 

thats from playin tummy sticks.


ikid ikid

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTDGYOtH4oo

Funny *** song (All the Reasons I ain't Queer)

 

Whats the hardest part about rollerblading?














































Telling your family your gay

 

A group of Lesbians and a group of **** are racing from California to Florida. Who gets there first?

The Lesbians because they are doing 69 the whole way while the **** are still at the hotel packing their ****.

 

What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers?

~ Well Hung.

How do you know your at a gay picnic?

~ All the hot dogs taste like ****.

What's the difference between a refrigerator and a ***?

~ The refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.

What do you call a gay guy in a wheelchair?

~ Rolaids

Four **** are sitting in a hot tub. They notice some sperm rise to the surface. One *** says "Okay, who farted"?

 

What do you gall a gay jew?
























a he-blew