Gay Joe goes into the doctor's office and has some

tests run. The doctor comes back and says, "I am not

going to beat around the bush. You have AIDS". Joe

is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?" The doctor says,

"I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy

sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots

drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts

and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grape nuts cereal, and top

it off with a gallon of prune juice". Joe asks, "Will

that cure me, Doc"? "No, but it should leave you with

a better understanding of what your *** is for".