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The Old Man and The Young Man
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>An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall.
>A young man walked up to the bench and sat
>down. He had spiked hair in all different colors:
>green, red, orange, blue, and yellow.
>The old man just stared. Every time the young man
>looked, the old man was staring.
>The young man finally said sarcastically, "What's
>the matter old-timer? Never done anything wild in
>your life?"
>Without batting an eye, the old man replied,
>"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock.
>I was just wondering if you were my son."