Morris, an 82 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical.
>A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a
>gorgeous young lady on his arm. A couple of days later the doctor
>spoke to
>the man and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"
>Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: "Get a hot mamma and be
>cheerful.'"
>The doctor said, "I didn't say that... I said you've got a heart
>murmur. Be
>careful."

 

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