An eighty year old woman goes to the doctor for a check up. She was
>told
>to
>bring with her all the of medicine she had at home. As the doctor was
>looking through these, he came across Birth Control pills.
>"Mrs. Smith, do you realize that these are Birth Control pills?" he
>asked.
>"Yes, they help me sleep at night."
>"But, Mrs. Smith, there is nothing in them that would help you sleep!"
>"I know that, but when I grind one up each morning and put it in the
>glass
>of orange juice that my 17 year old granddaughter drinks, believe me,
>it
>helps me sleep at night!"

 

haha thats my girlfriend