An elderly gent was invited to his old friend's home for dinner one
>evening.
>He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request to his
>wife
>with endearing terms -- Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin,
>etc.
>The couple had been married almost 70 years and, clearly, they were
>still
>very much in love.
>While the wife was in the kitchen, the man leaned over and said to his
>host,
>"I think it's wonderful that, after all these years, you still call
>your
>wife those loving pet names."
>The old man hung his head. "I have to tell you the truth," he said, "I
>forgot her name about 10 years ago."