So theres a Lizard walking along in the forest one day and he hears something in the trees. He looks up and sees a Panda in a tree, he yells "Hey Panda what you doing up there?" The Panda replies "Just smokin a joint, come on up."

So the Lizard climbs up and hes smokin with the Panda, pretty soon he gets thirsty and says "Im gunna go take a drink from the river, I'll be back." So he goes to drink from the river and he falls in and along comes an alligator and scoops him up and puts him on shore.

The Alligator says "What are you doing in the water?" "Well I was smokin pot with the Panda and I came to get a drink and fell in." says the Lizard. So the Alligator wants to see this Panda, he walks to the tree the Lizard told him about and looks up and sees the Panda. He says "Hey Panda what you doing up there?"

The Panda looks down and says "Holy **** dude, how much water did you drink!?!?"

 

Come on bro, I thought it'd be better then that