A highway patrolman responding to the scene of a single-car accident was horrified to find the female passenger of the car, which was being driven by her boyfriend, buck-naked laying on her back near the car. She didn't seem to be seriously injured, but the patrolman asked her to lay still until she could be taken to a hospital. After speaking to both the boyfriend and his naked girlfriend, the trooper learned that the two simply could not wait until arriving home before engaging in a little freeway "hanky-panky". Hearing the sirens of approaching ambulances, the quick-thinking and gallant trooper took off his own official highway patrol hat and placed it over the exposed genitalia of the girlfriend in an effort to preserve the young girl's dignity. Upon arrival at the scene, a paramedic began checking the young girl lying next to the wrecked car with a highway patrol hat over her crotch. As he was checking the girl he reached over, lifted up the hat, peered under and then placed the hat back in its original position. A few minutes later, the same paramedic again lifted up the hat, looked under, and placed the hat back. As the paramedic was attempting to look under the hat for a third time, he was stopped by the highway patrolman who had been watching the paramedic's actions from the beginning. "What in the hell do you think you are doing?!!", yelled the by now furious highway patrolman at the paramedic. "Just checking to be sure", responded the paramedic. "Checking to be sure of what?!!", screamed the irate trooper. To which the paramedic responded, "Because, that's the first time I've ever seen one of those hats and it didn't have a ***** under it."