>THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
>
> Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror, complaining
>to her husband that her breasts are too small.
> Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, the husband
>uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts
>to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your
>breasts for a few seconds."
> Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper and
>stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.
> "How long will this take?" she asks.
> "They'll grow larger over a period of years.", he replies.
> The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between
>my breasts every day will make my breasts grow over the years?"
> Without missing a beat the husband says "Worked for your butt; didn't
>it?"
> He lived, and with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again.
> Stupid, stupid man...