A guy walks into a bar after a hard days work. He sits at the bar and orders a beer, just then a monkey jumps on the bar and drops his ***** in the freshly poured beer.


The guys looks at the bartender and says " Hey who's phuckin monkey is this?" the bartender says, "It belongs to the guy playing the piano."

The guys walks over to the piano and says, "Hey do you know your monkeys got his ***** in my beer?"

The piano player says," No but if you humm it i can probably play it."