Best Excuse Ever

Best Excuse Ever

A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership.
Taking off down the road, he floored it to
80mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
"Amazing!" he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal to the metal even more.

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway patrol behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.

"I can get away from him. No problem!" thought the elderly gent as he floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120 mph.

Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!", pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the Trooper to catch up.

Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the driver's side of the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The man, looking very seriously at the Trooper, said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back. "

"Have a good day, Sir," said the Trooper.


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Jason White
Stock block madness
"No Excuses"

 

That would be awesome if it were a true story.

 

still a funny story though....

 

For sure. I might even have to use that line the next time I get pulled over.

 

I figured itd be "because your patrol car looks like a turd"

 

Ha, Rog made a funny!

 

jason white made a funny i just copy pasted a funny ..lol

 

You're still funny.






You know....






funny ha ha funny

 

yea you kinda funny too....

george thurogood 1 burbon 1 scotch and one beer...

 

YES! yea everyone funny, now you funny too.
george thorogood is the man

 

Thats some funny ****. Ill have to remember that one.

 

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That's good, sounds like something my Grandpa would have said. I'll be sure to use it at some point

 

lmao

 

Good stuff, heres another.


A women is late to work and speeding down a Wiscnosin highway.

She is spotted by a state trooper and pulled over.

When the officer walks to her window she immediatly says "so i suppose you stopped me to try and sell me a ticket to the Wisconsin State Trooper's Ball"

The officer replied, "Mam, Wisconsin State Troopers don't have *****".

There was an awkward pause, the officer then put away his ticket book, walked back to his squad car and drove away.

 

lol....................