A jewish boy ask his father for $20. The dad replies...
08-12-2007, 04:47 PM
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09-01-2007, 06:24 PM
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Re: A jewish boy ask his father for $20. The dad replies...
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Hey, hey, Jew, Jew, I don't like your rabbi.
No way, no way, I think you need a new one.
Hey, hey, Jew, Jew, I could be your rabbi.
Hey, hey, Jew, Jew
I don't like your rabbi
No way, no way, no, it's not a secret.
Hey, hey, Jew, Jew, I want to be your rabbi.
Doesn't matter that my mother is a shiksa, cuz my dad he is one Jewish mista.
Don't you know we light the candles every Friday night?
Got my degree in Judaica Studies,
I say the Shema with all my Jewish buddies.
Mechayeh laba laben Yiddush chatter, yeah, alright.
Your rabbi's all Mazel Tov but,
He don't really show no love and,
I think that you need a replacement now.
You'll be so sefrieden wow!
Is this the GLBT Jewish Center,
Your rabbi's gay, he had a fling with the cantor.
Don't you want a normal clergyperson just like me?
I'll get you through your boring Bat Mitzvah,
I'll be like your cool Jew sister,
This is one Jew move that you won't regret!
In a week I promise he'll be fired,
The congregation will just think he retired.
It's not like they'll be so sad to see him go,
He called half of the ladies fat Jew-hoes.
Just one week, I promise you he'll go away,
Headed to Miami Beach, the perv wants a young Jew babe.
Oy vey!
Someone pass the Maneshewitz!
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Lyrics
Hey, hey, Jew, Jew, I don't like your rabbi.
No way, no way, I think you need a new one.
Hey, hey, Jew, Jew, I could be your rabbi.
Hey, hey, Jew, Jew
I don't like your rabbi
No way, no way, no, it's not a secret.
Hey, hey, Jew, Jew, I want to be your rabbi.
Doesn't matter that my mother is a shiksa, cuz my dad he is one Jewish mista.
Don't you know we light the candles every Friday night?
Got my degree in Judaica Studies,
I say the Shema with all my Jewish buddies.
Mechayeh laba laben Yiddush chatter, yeah, alright.
Your rabbi's all Mazel Tov but,
He don't really show no love and,
I think that you need a replacement now.
You'll be so sefrieden wow!
Is this the GLBT Jewish Center,
Your rabbi's gay, he had a fling with the cantor.
Don't you want a normal clergyperson just like me?
I'll get you through your boring Bat Mitzvah,
I'll be like your cool Jew sister,
This is one Jew move that you won't regret!
In a week I promise he'll be fired,
The congregation will just think he retired.
It's not like they'll be so sad to see him go,
He called half of the ladies fat Jew-hoes.
Just one week, I promise you he'll go away,
Headed to Miami Beach, the perv wants a young Jew babe.
Oy vey!
Someone pass the Maneshewitz!
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09-02-2007, 01:34 PM
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Re: A jewish boy ask his father for $20. The dad replies...
har har har
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