A man and his wife are standing outside doing yardwork when the man looks over at his wife and says:

"Wow, your butt is getting really big! I mean, really big... $hit I bet it's as big as the barbeque grill."

So the man grabs a measuring tape, measures the grill and measures her a$$. Sure enough it was...

"I was right, your a$$ is 2 inches wider than the grill!"

Later that night, while laying in bed the man get's frisky... but his wife completely shruggs him off. So he asks:

"What's wrong baby?"

And the wife replies:

"Do you think I'm going to fire up this big grill for just one little weenie?"

 

lol..