Da Bears....
12-27-2006, 09:48 AM
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Da Bears....
One foggy night, a Green Bay Packers fan was heading south from Green
Bay and a Chicago Bears fan was driving north from Chicago. While
Crossing a narrow bridge, they hit each other head-on, mangling both
Cars. The Packers fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the
Damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be
Alive!" Likewise, the Bears fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too
Feeling fortunate to have survived. The Packers fan walks over to the
Bears fan and says, "Hey, man, I think this is a sign that we should put
Away our petty differences and live as friends instead of being rivals."
The Bears fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're absolutely
Right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if something elseSurvived the wreck." The Bears fan then pops open his trunk and removes
A full, undamaged bottle of Jack Daniel's. He says to the Packer fan, "I
Think this is another sign - we should toast to our newfound
Friendship." The Packers fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking
Down half of the bottle, the Packers fan hands it back to the Bears fan
And says, "Your turn!" The Bears fan calmly twists the cap back on the
Bottle, throws the rest of the bottle over the bridge into the river and
Says, "Nah, I think I'll just wait for the cops to show up."
GO BEARS!!!!!!
Bay and a Chicago Bears fan was driving north from Chicago. While
Crossing a narrow bridge, they hit each other head-on, mangling both
Cars. The Packers fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the
Damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be
Alive!" Likewise, the Bears fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too
Feeling fortunate to have survived. The Packers fan walks over to the
Bears fan and says, "Hey, man, I think this is a sign that we should put
Away our petty differences and live as friends instead of being rivals."
The Bears fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're absolutely
Right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if something elseSurvived the wreck." The Bears fan then pops open his trunk and removes
A full, undamaged bottle of Jack Daniel's. He says to the Packer fan, "I
Think this is another sign - we should toast to our newfound
Friendship." The Packers fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking
Down half of the bottle, the Packers fan hands it back to the Bears fan
And says, "Your turn!" The Bears fan calmly twists the cap back on the
Bottle, throws the rest of the bottle over the bridge into the river and
Says, "Nah, I think I'll just wait for the cops to show up."
GO BEARS!!!!!!
12-29-2006, 12:44 AM
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Re: Da Bears....
One foggy night, a Green Bay Packers fan was heading south from Green
Bay and a Chicago Bears fan was driving north from Chicago. While
Crossing a narrow bridge, they hit each other head-on, mangling both
Cars. The Packers fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the
Damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be
Alive!" Likewise, the Bears fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too
Feeling fortunate to have survived. The Packers fan walks over to the
Bears fan and says, "Hey, man, I think this is a sign that we should put
Away our petty differences and live as friends instead of being rivals."
The Bears fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're absolutely
Right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if something elseSurvived the wreck." The Bears fan then pops open his trunk and removes
A full, undamaged bottle of Jack Daniel's. He says to the Packer fan, "I
Think this is another sign - we should toast to our newfound
Friendship." The Packers fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking
Down half of the bottle, the Packers fan hands it back to the Bears fan
And says, "Your turn!" The Bears fan calmly twists the cap back on the
Bottle, throws the rest of the bottle over the bridge into the river and
Says, "Nah, I think I'll just wait for the cops to show up."
GO BEARS!!!!!!
Bay and a Chicago Bears fan was driving north from Chicago. While
Crossing a narrow bridge, they hit each other head-on, mangling both
Cars. The Packers fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the
Damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be
Alive!" Likewise, the Bears fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too
Feeling fortunate to have survived. The Packers fan walks over to the
Bears fan and says, "Hey, man, I think this is a sign that we should put
Away our petty differences and live as friends instead of being rivals."
The Bears fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're absolutely
Right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if something elseSurvived the wreck." The Bears fan then pops open his trunk and removes
A full, undamaged bottle of Jack Daniel's. He says to the Packer fan, "I
Think this is another sign - we should toast to our newfound
Friendship." The Packers fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking
Down half of the bottle, the Packers fan hands it back to the Bears fan
And says, "Your turn!" The Bears fan calmly twists the cap back on the
Bottle, throws the rest of the bottle over the bridge into the river and
Says, "Nah, I think I'll just wait for the cops to show up."
GO BEARS!!!!!!
