Office Dares
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Office Dares
ONE-POINT OFFICE DARES
1) Run one lap around the office at top speed.
2) Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
3) Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and
say, "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."
4) To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your
ears and grimace.
5) When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper
huskily, "Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!".
6) Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out,
say,
"Sorry, I really prefer it this way".
7) Walk sideways to the photocopier.
THREE-POINT DARES
1) Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with
double-barreled fingers.
2) Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did you get
all
that, I don't want to have to repeat it".
3) Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).
4) Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the
nozzle (there must be a 'non-player within sight).
5) Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
FIVE POINT DARES
1) At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be
nice
to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points
if
you actually launch into it yourself).
2) Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you
with
growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
3) For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob".
4) Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do
a
number two".
5) After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent.
As in "The report's on your desk, Mon". Keep this up for one hour.
6) While an office mate is out, move their chair into the bathroom.
7) In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly
and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!".
8) At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God as my
witness, I'll never go hungry again".
9) In a colleague's diary, write in 10am: "See how I look in
tights".
(Extra points if it is a male, even more if he is your boss)
10) Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask "You wanna
trade?".
11) Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person:
"Do
you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now".
12) Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't
talk about it".
13) Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a
lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.
14) Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc) during a
very important conference call.
15) Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.
16) Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of
your
pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.
17) Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit,
smashing each biscuit with your fist.
18) During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards
the
door.
19) Arrange toy figures on the table to represent each meeting
attendee, move them according to the movements of their real-life
counterparts.
1) Run one lap around the office at top speed.
2) Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
3) Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and
say, "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."
4) To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your
ears and grimace.
5) When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper
huskily, "Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!".
6) Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out,
say,
"Sorry, I really prefer it this way".
7) Walk sideways to the photocopier.
THREE-POINT DARES
1) Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with
double-barreled fingers.
2) Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did you get
all
that, I don't want to have to repeat it".
3) Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).
4) Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the
nozzle (there must be a 'non-player within sight).
5) Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
FIVE POINT DARES
1) At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be
nice
to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points
if
you actually launch into it yourself).
2) Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you
with
growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
3) For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob".
4) Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do
a
number two".
5) After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent.
As in "The report's on your desk, Mon". Keep this up for one hour.
6) While an office mate is out, move their chair into the bathroom.
7) In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly
and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!".
8) At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God as my
witness, I'll never go hungry again".
9) In a colleague's diary, write in 10am: "See how I look in
tights".
(Extra points if it is a male, even more if he is your boss)
10) Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask "You wanna
trade?".
11) Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person:
"Do
you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now".
12) Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't
talk about it".
13) Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a
lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.
14) Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc) during a
very important conference call.
15) Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.
16) Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of
your
pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.
17) Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit,
smashing each biscuit with your fist.
18) During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards
the
door.
19) Arrange toy figures on the table to represent each meeting
attendee, move them according to the movements of their real-life
counterparts.
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From: maryland
Re: Office Dares
hahaha those are great. ive done alot of that stuff on normal days. but it dosnt really count cause i work in a shop.
Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do
a
number two". done that
Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you
with
growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
did that to my boss the other day
Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do
a
number two". done that
Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you
with
growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
did that to my boss the other day
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