How to keep a healthy level of insanity:
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How to keep a healthy level of insanity:
1) At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and
point
a
hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2) Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are
going
to have to let one of you go."
3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want
fries
with that.
4) Put your rubbish bin on your desk and label it "IN."
5) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has
gotten
over his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the
prophecy."
7) Dont use any punctuation
8) Use, too...much; punctuation!
9) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10) Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they
answer.
11) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
12) Sing along at the opera.
13) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14) Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of
jungle
sounds all day.
15) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their
party because you're not in the mood.
16) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock
Hard.
17) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won! 3rd
time this week!!!"
18) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot
yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"
point
a
hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2) Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are
going
to have to let one of you go."
3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want
fries
with that.
4) Put your rubbish bin on your desk and label it "IN."
5) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has
gotten
over his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the
prophecy."
7) Dont use any punctuation
8) Use, too...much; punctuation!
9) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10) Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they
answer.
11) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
12) Sing along at the opera.
13) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14) Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of
jungle
sounds all day.
15) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their
party because you're not in the mood.
16) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock
Hard.
17) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won! 3rd
time this week!!!"
18) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot
yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"
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