I phoned up a really gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't BELIEVE it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.

"Wow!" I said. "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"
She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge!

"Yeah," I said, "Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying she thought tubby bald men were cute.

"Anyway", she said, "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!"

So I hung up on the fat biitch.

 

Hahahahaa Ur Crazy

 

LOL.... I've seen that **** before, thas comedy tho mayne.... lol....

 

If it was anyone else I would think its a joke, but man, with ruff it could actually happen like that

 

Heh! Yeah its a joke... I'm neither tubby nore bald.


I'm a svelte 160 pound and sexy like a bastard!