This guy and his wife are at the zoo. They soon make their way to the relatively unoccupied gorrilla exibit. After standing there a few moments, the guy realizes that the male gorrilla has seemed to taken an interest in his wife, holding onto the bars and starting to appear excited so he says to his wife, " Honey, I think you are exciting that gorrilla, unbutton your blouse a little." "I dont know," she replies. "oh come on, theres nobody here, I just want to see what he'll do."

So she does and the gorrilla starts getting more excited. " Honey, hike up your skirt a little." "I dont know" "come one." She does and once again the gorrilla is excited more.

"Honey, flash him a little," the man says. "Im not going to do that!" The woman replies. After a little coaxing, she does and the gorrilla now started going crazy behind the bars.

"Honey get a little closer." She does and he quickly pushes her through the bars and says "Now tell him you got a headache!"

 

An oldie but good one.

 

never heard it and dont get it

 

hahahahaha

 

Thats what she says to him when he's horny smarty

 

lol thats pretty good...

 

I expected more people to have heard it. I got a few more but dont have time.