Birth Control Methods
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Birth Control Methods
Birth Control Methods~
Two city girls and one farm girl met with a counselor before getting married to discuss birth control methods.
The counselor asked them if they planned on having a baby right away or were they going to wait awhile. They all agreed that they had discussed this with their future husbands and all agreed to wait awhile.
The counselor asked the first girl what type of birth control she planned to use. Her answer was, "the rhythm method"
"That will work if you keep good records".... said the counselor.
He asked the second girl what method of birth control she planned on using.
"I plan on using birth control pills" she said.
Again he said, "Yes, that will work, as long as you don't forget to take them.
He then asked the farm girl what system she was planning on using.
The farm girl said, "The pail and saucer method."
After a short pause, the counselor said, "That should work."
He asked them all to come back in one year on a specific date for a follow up on how things were going.
They all met again one year later and the two city girls were pregnant.
Only the farm girl was slim and trim yet.
The counselor asked the first girl,
"What birth control did you use,,,,, and what went wrong???"
She replied, "I used the rhythm method,,,but somehow my notes got mixed up and ......well here I am,,,,going to have a baby !!!"
He asked the second city girl,
"What birth control method did you use,,,,,,,and what went wrong??"
She replied,
"The birth control pill,,,,but we were camping one weekend and I didn't have any pills with me,,,,,,,,,,and ,,,,,,,,as you see I too am going to have
a baby !!!"
He then said to the farm girl,
"I vaguely remember....... that you were going to use the
pail and saucer method......Now I must admit that I don't
have a clue,,,,,what the pail and saucer method is.
Will you explain it to me ??? I see it worked well for you."
She replied,
"Well, we make love standing up, and since
I am quite a bit taller than my husband,
he stands on a pail turned upside down.
Now as we are making love, I watch his eyes,,,,,,,, and
when they get as big as saucers.................................
I kick the pail out from under him !!!"
Two city girls and one farm girl met with a counselor before getting married to discuss birth control methods.
The counselor asked them if they planned on having a baby right away or were they going to wait awhile. They all agreed that they had discussed this with their future husbands and all agreed to wait awhile.
The counselor asked the first girl what type of birth control she planned to use. Her answer was, "the rhythm method"
"That will work if you keep good records".... said the counselor.
He asked the second girl what method of birth control she planned on using.
"I plan on using birth control pills" she said.
Again he said, "Yes, that will work, as long as you don't forget to take them.
He then asked the farm girl what system she was planning on using.
The farm girl said, "The pail and saucer method."
After a short pause, the counselor said, "That should work."
He asked them all to come back in one year on a specific date for a follow up on how things were going.
They all met again one year later and the two city girls were pregnant.
Only the farm girl was slim and trim yet.
The counselor asked the first girl,
"What birth control did you use,,,,, and what went wrong???"
She replied, "I used the rhythm method,,,but somehow my notes got mixed up and ......well here I am,,,,going to have a baby !!!"
He asked the second city girl,
"What birth control method did you use,,,,,,,and what went wrong??"
She replied,
"The birth control pill,,,,but we were camping one weekend and I didn't have any pills with me,,,,,,,,,,and ,,,,,,,,as you see I too am going to have
a baby !!!"
He then said to the farm girl,
"I vaguely remember....... that you were going to use the
pail and saucer method......Now I must admit that I don't
have a clue,,,,,what the pail and saucer method is.
Will you explain it to me ??? I see it worked well for you."
She replied,
"Well, we make love standing up, and since
I am quite a bit taller than my husband,
he stands on a pail turned upside down.
Now as we are making love, I watch his eyes,,,,,,,, and
when they get as big as saucers.................................
I kick the pail out from under him !!!"
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Re: Birth Control Methods
Originally Posted by JD
Dammit... I will admit...as much as I dont want to....
.......I laughed...... lol...
.......I laughed...... lol...
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Re: Birth Control Methods
Originally Posted by Poptart1478
You know you laugh at all of them...just dont want to admit....Im catching up to yoru post whoring skills on jokes....
With MY jokes, I aim for quality, not quantity.... lol... hollllllla...
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