A midget in Texas went to the doctor because his ********* hurt and ached almost all the time. The doctor told him to drop his pants. The doctor stood him up on the examining table, and started his examination. The doc put one finger under his left ******** and told the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia.
"Hmmmm" mumbled the doc and, as he put his finger under the right ********, he asked the midget to cough again.
"Hmmmmm, I see the problem" said the doctor again, and reached for his surgical scissors.
Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side, then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side. The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt.
The doctor then told the midget to hop down, pull his pants up and walk around the examining room to see if his ********* still ached.
The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his ********* were no longer aching.
The doctor said, "How does that feel now?"
The midget replied, "Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it. What did you do?"

The doctor replied, "I cut two inches off the top of your Cowboy boots."

 

lol..... whats up gurly!???

 

nada,,,,how are you
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hahahahaha nice

 

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