Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."

Priest: "What have you done my child?"

Girl: "I called a man a son of a *****."

Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a *****?"

Girl: "Because he touched my hand."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a *****."

Girl: "Then he touched my breast."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a *****."

Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a *****."

Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)

Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"

Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a *****."

Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"

Priest: "THAT SON OF A *****!!!"

 

Thats pretty funny!

 

that's messed up...

 

BUWAHAHAHHA


That Was Good

 

LOL Nice

 

never expected that one.

 

son of a *****

 

good one

 

Thats awesome!!!

 

what's she talking about? I dont have aids!!